We got a dispatch call about a breaking and entering. When we arrived there, we discovered it was an empty property. Although someone seemed to be inside. We knocked and knocked and eventually had to break in to catch the perpetrator. We still don’t know why he broke into an empty house, but it gave us a chance to make a little deal with him. He either banged the shit out of officer Maggie and I or we would take him right to jail. He fucked the shit out of us then we sat on his fucking face until he made us cum.